"Suppose she’s lying," Thomas said.
"She can’t," I told him. "None of the Sidhe or the greater powers of either court can tell an outright lie. Right, Sith?"
"Logically speaking, my answer to that question would be unsupportable as truth.”
Backup, Side Jobs by Jim Butcher
Thomas Raith: Dammit. Bob, I need the help. I need you to do this.
Bob: Sorry, chief. Don't work for you. Harry tells me different, that's a different story.
Thomas Raith: But he's in trouble.
Bob: So you say. But you aren't offering me any details, which makes it sound fishy.
Thomas Raith: Because if I gave you any details, they might get back to Harry, and he might be in even more trouble than he is right now.
Bob: I hereby promote you from mackerel to tuna fish.
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